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PostSubject: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:43 am

Yeah its true

I couldn't think of worse director for a comic book film than one trick pony Guy Ritchie.

Presumably it'll be Jason Statham playing Lobo.


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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:18 pm

The plot sounds worse than Elektra & Catwoman combined Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:24 pm

And those are two films without a notable plot. Laughing

Why does all superhero/comic stuff have to happen on Earth? Ridiculous.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:41 pm

I chose those two because they had the most generic plots I could think of Laughing

Movie companies are too cheap to do anything resembling the cantina scene in Star Wars & they seem to think audiences won't accept anything that is set somewhere other than earth.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:20 pm

That's exactly where they went wrong with MOTU and F4 ROTSS and then there was script, acting, budget etc.

I hope Green Lantern is set in space, we can't have everything set in cities all the time otherwise comic films are gonna die on their arse.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:09 pm

I will respectfully disagree about FF:RotSS the problem wasn't that it was set on earth, although had there been a scene similar to the beginning of Transformers: the movie when Unicron attacks the planet & the inhabitants are running about crapping themselves it would've improved it slightly... but only slightly Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:35 am

My jaw dropped to the ground when i saw this shit. My only favourite DC character is gonna be helmed by a team of fucking idiots.

I hate Joel Silver with a passion, Guy Ritchie aint done shit since Snatch and the writer is someone id happily punch in the balls for the wank scripts

I smell shit a mile away AND to make things worse its gonna be a PG13!!! W T F!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:03 pm

I say we go to Ritchie's pub in Mayfair and bum rape him with an umbrella.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:19 pm

can i T-bag him?
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:24 pm

Let's use a Baseball bat to bum rape him instead Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:02 pm

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can i T-bag him?

What does that involve?
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:27 pm

me dunking my balls in his mouth
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:38 pm

Making him toss your salad would be worse Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:06 pm

LT doesn't do salad Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:52 pm

He won't be, it'll be Ritchie doing it & the salad is Tom's arse Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:10 pm

I'm glad we're having sunday dinner tonight. What you got?

I haven't read any Lobo stuff for many years, trying to find some recommended reading for TPBs and novels is hard work.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:50 pm

Laughing Pizza.

Lobo Tpb's The Last Czarnian & Lobo's Back, other than that the ongoing was ok & some of the one-shots like Blazing Chain of Love , Paramilitary Christmas Special & the Convention Special were decent
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:12 pm

Cowabunga dude!

Cheers Fox, I've read some of the early 90s stuff so I'm gonna give Portrait of Bastich a read. I just read Scott Ian of Anthrax fame is doing a Lobo 2 parter. Sounds a bit risky to me.

BTW have read the DC Justice trilogy? Its got a lot of favourable reviews so I might give that a go as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:01 pm

I can't remember whether I've read Portrait of a Bastich.

He should do a decent job it's just a shame they couldn't get Simon Bisley to do the art.

Nah, I couldn't be bothered with Justice.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:49 am

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Guy Ritchie Exits Lobo
Source:Los Angeles Times January 26, 2010


Producer Joel Silver told the Los Angeles Times that Guy Ritchie is no longer attached to direct Warner Bros. Pictures' adaptation of the DC Comics title Lobo because the studio is moving forward with Sherlock Holmes 2.

"I don't think he's going to do it now," Silver, who is producing both properties, said. "The studio wants us and Guy to focus on making another 'Sherlock Holmes.' So I think we're going to be doing that. But we're seeing what happens with this. Everybody is analyzing everything. It's all kind of happening right now as we talk."

Asked if that means Lobo will be postponed until Ritchie is free, Silver said he thinks they will more likely go with a different director.

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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:30 pm

Hooray.

I'm still horribly disappointed by Snatch.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:49 pm

I thankfully never bothered with Snatch.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:51 pm

There's no snatch in it. That's false advertising in my book.
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:00 pm

That might be the reason i didn't bother with Snatch No
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PostSubject: Re: Guy Ritchie to direct Lobo film   Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:39 pm

You don't need a reason not to watch it.

His films are rubbish. Only lobotamised chavs will get any enjoyment from them.
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