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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:23 pm

So you were in the friend zone? Laughing I used to get that all the fucking time. Used to get comments like I wish my boyfriend was like you and I love you like a brother Evil or Very Mad In the end I worked out that I had to make my intentions clear from the beginning.

I went to Shaka zulu the other week, amazing venue but I didn't enjoy it. I'd much rather sit in my shed on my own, with a beer and a packet of crisps.

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:40 pm

Ah Shaka Zulu a pompous crapfest lol

I get friend zoned so fucking fast that it happens before I say hello. Pisses me off. though to be fair I am single by choice at the moment simply because I don't want a long distance relationship as it's as bad as being single Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:07 am

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though to be fair I am single by choice at the moment simply because I don't want a long distance relationship as it's as bad as being single Evil or Very Mad

Fuck me, you could have told Fox that by a PM Laughing

I was single for many years before I was with the missus, I didn't think I'd ever meet anyone.

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:14 pm

But I want all to know of my love for that sexy freak!! Very Happy

Ah I never say never as I am losing the weight and my confidence oozes back I'm sure it'll open up doors...or legs Very Happy

There's one bird at my work that I've really clicked with but I think i'm reading too much into it as usual lol
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:46 pm

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But I want all to know of my love for that sexy freak!! Very Happy

Ah I never say never as I am losing the weight and my confidence oozes back I'm sure it'll open up doors...or legs Very Happy

There's one bird at my work that I've really clicked with but I think i'm reading too much into it as usual lol

Are you allowed relationships with your patients? Just thinking you could practice on them.
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:43 pm

Laughing Too far man, too far Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:43 pm

Laughing I wasn't talking about sexy time. Just chatting them up.

I should probably shut up now
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:24 pm

Yeah, i think you should Neutral flower scratch afro
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:08 pm

Ok Ive finished being quiet. A friend of mine used to work in an old peoples home. He had some good stories Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:20 pm

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Ok Ive finished being quiet. A friend of mine used to work in an old peoples home. He had some good stories Razz

Go on then but keep it clean/legal Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:30 pm

One story that stuck in my mind. He was training a new orderly and they had to help an elderly gentleman on to the toilet. The gentleman apparently had something wrong with his testicles which caused them to swell up to the size of small grapefruits. My mate told her how to use the crane/hoist and left her to it. A short while later he heard screaming coming from the gentleman's room. He ran back to find his trainee wrestling with the controls of the crane, and the gentleman was swinging backwards and forwards with his testicles slamming off the inside of the bowl. That is a true story
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:41 pm

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!! His balls were like those executive toys of Metal balls
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