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PostSubject: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:36 pm

What's everyone up to?

we went from having a small family thing to a house of 20 for tomorrow. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:26 pm

I dont know 20 people Laughing

At home with the missus and kids. I'm doing the dinner. I bought immodium earlier just in case.

MERRY XMAS TO EVERYONE!
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:12 pm

Family dinner, films, Doctor Who.
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:45 pm

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Family dinner, films, Doctor Who.

Any xmas porn? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:06 pm

I've been looking, but I can't find anything I like Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:33 pm

How about the Abi Titmuss home video? If you stuff your mouth full of marhsmallows and say happy christmas it'll sound like Abi Titmuss Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:35 pm

I was looking for something slightly more Santa gang banging some slutty midget elves. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:39 pm

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I was looking for something slightly more Santa gang banging some slutty midget elves. Laughing

Shocked YOU NEED JESUS
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:51 pm

Jesus? I don't think I wanna see santa and jesus going at it!! No

If my auntie hadn't come (who's awesome) my parents would have gone abroad and I would have had the house to myself. Dam! Then I would have had a live midget sex show!
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:20 pm

As in salvation. The rapture is gonna come for his crazy arse Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:43 pm

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Jesus? I don't think I wanna see santa and jesus going at it!! No

Don't worry Santa & Jesus are going to get it on with the slutty midget elves, not each other Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:33 pm

More like CUM on his crazy ass Very Happy

Midget elve sluts? I'm in. As long as they dont get the reindeer involved. But I bet you like that sort of thing ey? you dirty feck
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:04 pm

As long as it's not Cum in my crazy ass. Laughing

Snowmen & Mrs Claus yes, rendeer no.
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:38 am

Who got what?

I got books, a couple of blu rays, clothes, aeropress coffee machine, coffee grinder, b&q voucher, koi dragon statue and superman underpants. The aeropress is my favourite thing, never had coffee that tasted like it smells.
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:31 pm

I got a Superman mug, alcohol, the Lego Adventure Book, some DVD's & socks.
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:53 pm

No boobie hats this year?

The missus and I had a row with her brother in law earlier at a family get-together. Laughing I fucking hate him anyway so at least we have a reason not to talk to him now
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:41 pm

Sadly no boobie anything No

My family don't get along with our sister-in-law, thankfully we rarely see her more than once a year Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:54 pm

I think thats why they call it boxing day.

I haven't seen or spoken with my sister for 2 years. If she were a dinosaur she'd be a cuntosaurus.

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:19 pm

Whoa holy crap 2 years? I can't imagine that

I got a big fucking book on the history of the world which is awesome. Mum paid back the money she owed me and that was it. I don't really care for prezzies. I got my parents fuck all as each year it goes to waste. I ordered my bro Dredd completely not realisng it was a pre-order Laughing

My Xmas was split in two

The moring/afternoon was spent with my parents, bro, his bird her sister and dad. Mym mum's bro and dad's sis whos over from Greece. Great food but too fucking loud and too many conversations about irrelevant bollocks so as usual I went to my room.

Then I went to my cousin's house and had a fucking blast. I don't get to see my cousins that often (cos I'm a lazy fucker) built a doll house for one of the kids and just spent the evening watching my 13 year old nephew get drunk and pass out and 8 other kids be absolute angels.

Best Christmas I've had in at least a decade!
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:54 pm

Any paiderastia? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:25 pm

any what? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:58 pm

Boy love. Laughing Erastes and Eromenos etc

Sorry I've been drinking since last Friday and talking random nonsense
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:55 pm

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Boy love. Laughing Erastes and Eromenos etc

Sorry I've been drinking since last Friday and talking random nonsense

Are you channelling your inner Caligula? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:44 pm

Yep let the tyranny begin. Laughing

I got more beer in today Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas Plans   Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:22 pm

I feel fucking stupid. It's a poxy greek word but I was reading it differently lol

No biy love BUT I was out on Friday and some bloke kept giving me drinks Laughing I asked him if he thought I was gay to which he replied "No but your dancing with those girls who we've been trying to chat up"

I PMSL

Learn the moves or get the fuck out Razz...still didn't bloody pull though FML!
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