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PostSubject: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:24 am

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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:58 pm

We expect pics of her wearing it Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:41 pm

Laughing

I think trying to persuade her to wear it will be hard enough.

I'll take pics of me wearing it instead.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:54 pm

I don't think you've got the b bounce bounce bs for it Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:33 pm

you bitch.

I can get chicken fillets.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:00 pm

Make sure they're cooked first.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:23 pm

Good idea.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:03 pm

Well you don't won't to get food poisoning Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:41 pm

No I do. Food poisoning = time off work and DVDs.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:21 pm

But you also have to contend with the explosive diarrhea & projectile vomiting silent
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:26 pm

still win win imo fox rabbit
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:28 pm

I can deal with those as long as I'm not on a bus.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:34 pm

I love the bus, it has such interesting smells Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:57 pm

I actually have explosive diarhea

I just destroyed my toilet beyond redemption!! Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:02 pm

Pebble dashing was the 'in' thing in the sixties. I don't think it applies to the interior of the house though.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:25 pm

well all i know is laurence lewelyn bowen want my toilet tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:44 pm

I can't think why.

He was on telly last week, he has two daughters Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:55 pm

Modern art?
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:38 pm

Modern art is shit so I'd say that was about right.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:08 pm

I much prefer porn or at least erotic art.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:29 pm

Is porn art? My thinking of art is that something that was created by using skill. Like paintings, scultpture and what not. Not things like a pile of dog shit on a newspaper and called flamingos in the moonlight.
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PostSubject: Re: Just found the wife's Xmas present   Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:33 pm

Art is hard to define, people are just more comfortable claiming art is something aesthetically pleasing to hide their own lack of knowledge or blatant stupidity.
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