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PostSubject: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:16 pm

Only fundamentalist christians could use a "dinosaur" that may or may not exist to debunk evolution, I don't know whether to laugh at their stupidity or cry at their abuse of Nessie. Dead Horse

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/loch-ness-monster-used-debunk-evolution-state-funded-190816504.html


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It sounds like a hoax, but it's apparently true: The Loch Ness Monster is on the science class syllabus for kids at Eternity Christian Academy in Westlake, Louisiana.

As reported by the Herald Scotland (which must track all Loch Ness-related news), a school that will receive tax-payer dollars, will teach kids that the mythological sea creature is real in order to debunk the theory of evolution. So pay attention: That will be on the test.

Eternity Christian Academy uses the fundamentalist A.C.E. Curriculum to teach students "to see life from God's point of view."

According to the Herald, one textbook, Biology 1099, reads, "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the 'Loch Ness Monster' in Scotland? 'Nessie' for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur."
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:17 pm

OMG They're right *drops to knees and prays*
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:12 pm

Wow!

I saw a show on the evolution of Lochness that said it was formed by a glassier some 100,000 years after the extinction of dinosaurs. The Lochness monster would have had to live somewhere else all that time and relocate to the loch sometime in the mid 90's. (Ok it might have been some time before that) But even so it doesn't look good for Nessy enthusiasts.
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:03 pm

Maybe they saw an episode of this & got confused Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:12 am

That cartoon alone proves God's existence!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:26 pm

I wouldn't go that far, but it makes more sense than christians using Nessie to debunk evolution Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:45 am

Pffft what do you know?! You think the Thundercats are real!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:37 pm

Well Mumm-ra does live a couple of doors away from me he or at least I think it's Mumm-ra, he wears a red robe & keeps asking me if I want to see his onyx pyramid. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:03 pm

I'd be careful. Only Onyx pyramid I wanna see is Cheetaras
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:49 pm

In all the pictures I've seen she doesn't have an Onyx Pyramid Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:36 pm

Oh I see. so she tends to go for a more smooth cannyon? doesnt that just leave her with a weird patch of skin down there? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:00 pm

It's not that she shaves, I think Thundercats have evolved without Onyx Pyramids.
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:17 pm

Saucy!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:32 am

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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:48 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:37 am

Where did you get a picture of my great uncle?
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:09 pm

You don't wanna know Al No
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PostSubject: Re: Nessie used to debunk evolution in state funded school   Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:15 pm

From a bloke down the pub, he said post this online it'll be hilarious... he lied Sad
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