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PostSubject: Xmas   Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:17 pm

Its the best time of the year again, I can't wait!!

What y'all doing?
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:08 pm

Food, drink, festive porn & the Doctor Who Christmas Special. santa
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:39 pm

I used to hate Christmas but since working at my current job I look forward to it immensely!

a compulsory week off every year. The boss makes her kick ass jams. We get fed like bastards every day. The last week before work the clients get to do what ever they want which mainly involves doing nothing or going for a nice walk to the park or ride on the bus Very Happy

My parents are doing Christmas at home which would be great If my bloody auntie wasn't coming. Fucking headache she is. Which to be fair is a miniscule downside. Im not expecting any presents (don't need anything) but me and my bro have got my parents a new stereo.

Plus my bro and one of me best mates has a week off work too so we're going to have a bloody good time doing fudge knows what.

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:06 pm

In our house we make the present opening last all day. We buy each other a lot and open them throughout the day - it keeps the excitement going.

The outlaws are coming in the morning (I think) and after they've gone my mum is coming over with nan and brother, if they don't get lost again. They're just visiting for a little while, once they fuck off, I'll get the dinner on and do my chef thing. There will be a lot of swearing and shouting from the kitchen, its gotta be done properly and with heart. After that beer, blu rays, black forest gateau, maybe a tit wank Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:57 pm

That's really sweet mate! (the all day present thing)

I wish i had family that just came in the morning and then the afternoon and then fucked off LOL lucky git if you don't mind me saying that. Now usually it should be you swearing and shouting whilst cooking mate not the wife Razz

What Blu Rays you watching? and what did you get the wife and kid and what are you expecting?

I chastise my brother when he asked for the Star Wars Blu Ray so i've got him that. Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:55 pm

Not at all. I've had a lot of very good xmasases since I met the missus, I used to hate xmas before cos I used to spend a lot and got bugger all in return. I went to my mums for an hour or so last year and it was so shit it had no parallel in this universe or the next.

I can't say what I got the wife cos she can read this. I've got games, blu rays, clothes and figures on my list nothing out of the ordinary. Blu rays wise probably all Pixar stuff during the day, evening Super 8, maybe X-men 1st class and hopefully Cap America

Esme has a mountain of Toy story stuff coming its her favourite thing. She has come Cars stuff as well, that's her new interest.

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:33 pm

"I went to my mums for an hour or so last year and it was so shit it had no parallel in this universe or the next."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


I've never had a bird around Xmas so I dunno what its like Laughing

Xmen and Cap = sweet!! I've watched First Class sooo many times, never gets dull. Incredibles is my fave Disney Blu Ray. Try and get or watch Rango if you havent seen it!

You named your girl Esme? Awesome!! Its one of my fave names!! She's gonna love her gifts man. Just have a pillow ready incase she falls from all the awesome!

All i've got on my list is Cap or LOTR special Ed on Blu Ray I'll probably get a stupid amount of money from the parents to which it'll go straight on the house anyway Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:13 pm

I'm getting Dr Who classic figure sets & money Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:02 pm

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I've never had a bird around Xmas so I dunno what its like Laughing


Same as any other time just more expensive and stressful cos you got a ponce around jewellery shops

You should try again with that American bird you know. She needs a good fucking if you don't mind me saying so Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:28 pm

Laughing Laughing harder than fort knox mate. She's got a fella and I feel sorry for his balls. they gonna get bluer than a smurfs ring piece
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:33 pm

Laughing

Has Moses tried parting her legs? I understand he's good at that sort of thing.





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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:22 am

HAHA No but Ernst Julio Gallo (wine) has and failed

To be fair to the girl she used to weigh 20stone and slimmed right down to half her size which is incredible. I just hope this fella is the right one for her. I fear once she gets a taste for the loving its game over for him Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:25 pm

Nah it don't! If anything she's gonna go KP and draw satanic symbols on the toilet wall with her menstrual blood.

Good for her! Bloke at work has lost 12 stone this year, TBH he cheats though he's on fat burners and starves himself. He's never gonna get laid though Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:50 am

LMFAO!!!! HAHAHA What is your major malfunction Numnuts!?


Wow good for him. What kind of fat burners is he on? Shakes? I ain't going down that road Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:35 pm

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LMFAO!!!! HAHAHA What is your major malfunction Numnuts!?


Wow good for him. What kind of fat burners is he on? Shakes? I ain't going down that road Laughing


I have no idea. He had to do it or he would be dead now, something about a hernia. They make him smell of old cheese and well... if you go in the toilet after him put on your hazmat suit first Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Xmas   Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:30 pm

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