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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:42 pm

alien well if she has it then she sshould flaunt it Very Happy

is there any worse dignity than showing saggy goods? LOL

Have tried chatting up the new girl? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:43 pm

The problem is she decided to sit opposite me & chat & I couldn't look at her because my eyes would have gone straight to the tits Embarassed

I almost did the first time I met her, she has awesome boobage Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:39 pm

Laughing Fucking women and their bewbs. How dare they??

Funny thing at my job is that we had a new girl start about 6 weeks ago and the new guy at work was all over here like a cheap suit it was so creapy and she's too nice to say anything so I told our superviser to pull him into the office and threaten him with legal action if he inappropriately touches her again Laughing

Now he thinks she told on him and shes non the wiser so he dont speak to her.

Im such a shit Twisted Evil

Also we have a volunteer that's just started who's the qutest thing ever Very Happy Im so gonna get sacked
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:59 pm

She was wearing a ridiculously tight T-shirt today bounce bounce Just terrible.

All our volunteers are very unattractive Laughing we do get some cute student nurses though.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:18 pm

the milf or the n cyclops cyclops b?

Yep that's what she is a student but so fuck lovely i just want to fist her
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:47 pm

The n bounce bounce b, we don't have any student nurses at the moment No
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:17 pm

The girl that sits opposite me at work has big tits. She kinda looks like a young Jordan which is a bit distracting when you're pretending to work.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:26 pm

Just pretend you're Peter Andre Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:55 pm

Laughing

Great idea! Hang on didn't she just kick him out?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:01 pm

Just a small flaw Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:01 am

That's why id never hire fit women. It stops people from doing any work.

It's like when i was a builder and you'd work in a house where the owner was foooot or the daighters were fit. Tere'd be no work getting done cos 90% they were very revealing stuff. On purpose too i recon Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:13 am

It's so they can feel attractive, but it's practically sexual harrassment & we can't say anything because saying something would be classed as sexual harrassment, then you'd have to go to sensitivity training & that's not fair because the woman who runs it has huge cans & an arse that won't quit affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:12 am

ugh dont you hate cunnundrums Question

On a stag do in Newcastle i was very high on painkillers cos my back was in agony and i stacked it on the floor and this very tasty policebird helped me up. She asked me if i was high I said "After seeing you im high on love" She laughed and i tried to fight back the tears as my back was severly spasming at the time. It didnt helped that i was very horny too Laughing

You see fit women should be kept locked up dammit!!
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:43 pm

It's why I hate the summer with the fit women flaunting their sexy pert b bounce bounce bs & firm little bottoms & me horny 24-7
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:15 pm

Dear christ its why i hate the beach. too many lovely bounce bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:19 pm

I need a women or seven Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:29 pm

Anyone see Psychovile?? Brilliant!!
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:47 pm

Yeah It was ok, needed more dwarf porn references Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:59 pm

yes it did
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:03 pm

Really not one Bridget the Midget reference Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:25 pm

Anybody watching Torchwood: Children of Earth? it's easily the best Torchwood series why they couldn't have done this from the start I'll never know Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:29 pm

What's Torchwood about?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:21 pm

Spoilers



An alien creature wants 10% of earth's children & the Torchwood team are trying to stop it, while also trying not to be killed by a group working for the British Government who are trying to keep secret the aliens previous visit in 1965.

It's available on BBC Iplayer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ln5cv/Torchwood_Children_of_Earth_Day_One/
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:52 pm

I don't think 10% is too much to ask, especially if earth got some advanced alien technology in return.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Typically British 4.0   Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:09 pm

It's not for advance tech & it doesn't want chav kids Shocked
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