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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:11 pm

Ewoks became the dominant predators of Endor and defeated the Weeping Angels precisely because they never blink.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:15 pm

EMP!!!! Hey hey hey!! and LOL those angels never saw them coming Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:59 pm

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EMP!!!! Hey hey hey!! and LOL those angels never saw them coming Very Happy

Apart from when two Ewoks were getting some jub-jub Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:49 pm

Any excuse to post midget porn Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:21 am

Like Midget porn needs an excuse to be posted Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:57 pm

I just found out Lak Sivrak had been deleted from the cantina since 1997. NNNOOOOO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:04 pm

Why did they delete him?
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:13 am

Apparently Lucas didn't like that Rick Baker used a werewolf mask from another movie, yet his action figure came out a year later.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:09 pm

What an anus!! What did he expect with such a lo budget back then? I think i'm officially boycotting everything star wars...mind you I don't buy the figures anymore seeing as every anniversary they add more articulation Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:09 am

Yep. Lucas had zero budget for the cantina bar scene & Rick Baker did him a favor by lending him off the shelf masks & even played one of the aliens in the band, and then he replaced him with a green elephant thingy.



I like that when his figure came out they still gave him an awesome backstory.
Turns out he was secretly a rebel spy & hanging out in the bar looking for new recruits.
He even died a heroic death as a B-Wing pilot over Endor.

I'll still buy the blu-rays...mainly for the deleted scenes & classic docs.
Hell, I have so many goddamed versions of the trilogy in just about every single format, from my 1993 widescreen VHS tapes to the 1995 THX laserdiscs a friend of mine burned to DVD a few years back. The quality is much better than the "original theatrical versions" they put out in 2006.
Hopefully he still has them, I need blu-ray discs of that shit!
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:18 pm

I went to a convention once and met one of the actors who listed as playing the part of one the cantina aliens, can't remember which one now but i think it was Hem Dazon. I excitedly asked him what it was like wearing the costume or something along those lines, and he said there wasn't one I just held up the head on a broomstick. Shocked And I paid the fucker £15 for his auto. Probably more than what he got for holding up a stick for 5 seconds.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:59 pm

Laughing at least you didn't get some arrogant prick director come in to the shop you worked in and enter by sayin "Did you like my video"? I ask him what video he goes "The Chemical Brothers video Hey boy hey girl"

"Oh the one where you used Maya for the skeletons? the very program I just used to build a space frigate with and that those skeletons are available IN the options?"

My lecturer Pam actually showcased that video and showed us how to fucking do it the following week How mad is that?!

He waffled some bollocks and then I asked if i could send him my CV he said no and stormed off without buying a thing

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:09 am

Dude, I paid $20 for Tim Rose's autograph. I thought he was Admiral Ackbar.
Turns out he wasn't the one in the mask and that wasn't even his voice. He just moved the puppet "muscles" on his face.
He was also signing Salacious Crumb 8x10's, saying he also puppeted him.

Then Mike Quinn, who played Nein Numb, was also signing Jabba pics, saying he was his right arm.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:11 am

Thats why they're called CON-ventions Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:53 pm

HAHAHAHAAAAA Fucking puppeteers should be banned from cons
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:08 pm

Yeah them and fat birds.

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:46 pm

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Yeah them and fat birds.


Hey, some of us enjoy the fat birds Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:15 pm

Yep, Fox loves it when they dress like Jabba the slut
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:26 pm

The only good thing about fat birds is that they have plenty of spare food in the cupboard.





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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:14 pm

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Yep, Fox loves it when they dress like Jabba the slut

That or the six-titted woman...




Or Aunt Beru...




Or pregnant Padme...



Or whoever Bea Arthur played in the Christmas special Jizzlob

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:28 pm

Your mum?? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:56 pm

I don't know. But her husband J Arthur invented wanking.

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:40 pm

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Your mum?? Very Happy

Nah, your mum. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:56 pm

It can't be mine, my mum In Santa Clause 5 the emptying of the sack
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:55 pm

I saw that Santa certainly came more than once that year santa Jizzlob Laughing
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