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PostSubject: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:43 am

George Lucas is like a little child always messing with Star Wars by add little bits here, removing bits from there.
Now He's ripping the dignity from Darth Vader by making him cry like a bitch ;(

What's next George....? all the Stormtroopers to be pink and Han Solo to wear a dress ;(
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:17 pm

Oh FFS!! the man seriously has no idea how to make a good fucking film anymore. The silence was powerful and needed no words.

Fuck Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:03 pm

I know, Every YouTuber should pick one of their videos and editing it, add stuff to it and re-upload it every few years.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:44 pm

LOL I should do that with my most watched video and dubb it with fart noises or me shouting NOOOOOO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:08 pm

Lol, you could add a new cgi living room
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:59 pm

Our childhood's have been fucked in the arse again at George's leisure.

I dunno about you lot but I'm going to see my Therapist again tomorrow...



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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:48 pm

I think Lucas needs to see one for his OCD.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:04 pm

I'm just going to masturbate my frustration away
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:39 am

I was really hoping this was a joke, but apparently it's true. Evil or Very Mad

Some of the other changes kinda make sense (changing Obi-Wan's Krayt Dragon call that scares away the Sand People, making the Ewoks blink, replacing Puppet Yoda w/CGI for Episode I), but this one is just lame.
Georgie needs to listen to Spielberg and just leave the movies the fuck alone!

Well, not getting the original unaltered versions of the OT was gonna suck anyway.
If it weren't for the deleted scenes & original behind the scenes TV specials I'd probably wouldn't even buy this set.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:30 pm

They should change Obi's sandpeople line to: Bugger off you dirty arabs

I'll buy them if the quality warrants it. I have stuff like close encounters on blu-ray and it looks like an upscaled DVD so I'll wait see.




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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:25 pm

Im not getting these. I don't see the point in buying old films on blu ray/ The only film that might look ok on BR is ROTS but I'd rather rape myself then own that pile of shit
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:17 pm

Talking about whether or its possible or not to rape oneself is a far more interesting concept to talk about than the rerelease of Star Wars on Blu Ray. I suppose maybe if you were a siamese twin and you had a wank against the other twin's wishes than it would be.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:30 pm

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:58 pm

Don't get ideas
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:18 pm

Too late Twisted Evil

A hermaphrodite with multiple personality disorder could possibly rape themself scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:10 pm

Yeah I could see that happening.

Is a clone considered another person? Maybe they could rape themselves.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:52 pm

I'm not sure, a clone should be considered another person imo.

Oh yeah, Damn you flannel-beard for constantly emasculating Vader Evil or Very Mad Just to post something relevant to the topic Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:55 pm

He tries to make him more and more likeable but it makes him and the saga less appealing Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:11 pm

Agreed.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:42 am

New Krayt Dragon call:


Here's a list of some other changes (from Blu Ray Forum)

For Episode IV:
01. Escape pod launcher lights now have heat trails over them, making them flicker.
02. Escape pod hatch is no longer blue.
03. More moisture vaporators added.
04. Leia hologram now looks more blue and prequelish.
05. Treadwell droid behind Uncle Owen while talking at the table (Was this there before?).
06. Binary sunset still has the passing clouds added.
07. The area beneath the Landspeeder actually looks GOOD.
08. There are now rocks in front of R2 in his hiding spot in the canyon.
09. If you thought the DVD version of Obi-Wan's Krayt Dragon roar was hideous, keep your thumb on the Mute button. That's right. It's WORSE now.
10. The new CG rocks that covered R2 are magically gone after he comes out of hiding.
11. 2004 detention center hallway still there and actually looks good.
12. Obi-Wan/Vader duel on Death Star lightsaber blades are bright and more consistent, though Vader's is a bit pink in some of the shots.
13. Millennium Falcon vs. Sentry TIE's, the shot that was revealed to us by LFL at the press event with the partial laser bolt IS FIXED in this MKV.
14. Brass can now be heard during X-Wing dive to the Death Star.
15. The glitch under Vader's TIE and his escorts after "Three marks at two-ten!" has been fixed.
16. Energy wave sound from Death Star explosion sounds more balanced.
17. Vader's breath sound can be heard when his TIE is spinning, but is very faint.

So far the only changes reported in Empire are the puppeteer hand briefly seen during the Wampa attack has been fixed and more matte line corrections.

For ROTJ there's blinking effects added to some Ewoks, a longer zoom to the shot of Threepio & R2 standing at Jabbas Palace door, making the door appear far larger.
The ugly blob used to hide the Emperor's makeup in the lightsaber clash closeup has been fixed, and looks much better. And of course, the shitty "Nooooooo!"
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:56 am

If he wants people to like him then he should give out more hugs and not faff about with historic cultural artefacts.

Is this an official list or what fanboys have noticed so far?





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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:37 pm

That raw sounded like me when I cum

all the more reason to boycott it
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:27 pm

Yeah I noticed you do that during our fisting sessions.

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:04 pm

And that's the end of that thread Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars is dead to me ;(   Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:40 pm

It's what people who've seen the bluray have already noticed.
A lot of it is already showing up on YouTube

Another change is they've added a Sebulba-like alien in Jabba's Palace. He's seen crawling around right before Luke shows up.


Someone described it correctly: It's the sound Obi-Wan makes when he gets a blow job in the back alley of Mos Eisley. Laughing
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