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Gollum
Hoarder
Posts: 704
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 39
Location: TX
 |  Subject: Star Wars XXX  Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:47 am | |
| Looks like someone finally beat me to it:
At least it'll be better than the prequels, right?
Ok here goes:
"Don't get cocky"
"Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"
"The shaft is ray-shielded, so use your proton torpedoes"
"you came in that thing?"
"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"stay on target...stay on target!!"
"loosen up!"
"Get behind me!"
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:37 pm | |
| Cool, I hope it's better than Spider-man XXX though. |
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Lordtom
Lords of the domain and well hung too
Posts: 2120
Join date: 2009-06-13
Location: Who Knows?
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:52 pm | |
| wait does this mean it'll be an incestuous porn?  Im so getting this |
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:28 pm | |
| I'm hoping for Jabba's dancing girls have a massive orgy myself  |
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Lordtom
Lords of the domain and well hung too
Posts: 2120
Join date: 2009-06-13
Location: Who Knows?
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:08 pm | |
| With a Rancor? YOU SICK FREAK!!!
Han Solo getting frozen in Carbonite with a "hard on" then leah ridding it when he comes out would fucking hilarious |
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:20 pm | |
| With Bib Fortuna, Salacious Crumb & some Gamorean Guards while watches Jabba watches. Leia gang banged by ewoks  Sadly I think our perverted imaginations are far superior to what will end up on screen  |
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Gollum
Hoarder
Posts: 704
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 39
Location: TX
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:48 am | |
| The sick bastard in me wants to see Ron Jeremy as Chewbacca & getting blown by Leia, a midget Ewok gang bang & R2 using dildos on Threepio.
Yeah. I went there. But sadly you're probably right. They'll more likely play it safe & not get too weird. I've seen the Batman & Justice League ones, and they're definitely more funny than arousing. My wife couldn't stop laughing at them.
Thing is the costumes & ships look extremely similar to the real deal. I wonder if FlannelBeard will wanna sue?
I would think they'd have cock-shaped X-wings, a Death Star w/nipples & Dildo-sabers. |
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:06 pm | |
| It's a mainstream porn company they'll sadly play it safe.
If you get a chance check out Batfxxx which is based more on the recent films as opposed to the 60's show.
Flannelbeard can try, however because it's classed as a parody they should be legally safe. |
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Lordtom
Lords of the domain and well hung too
Posts: 2120
Join date: 2009-06-13
Location: Who Knows?
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:46 pm | |
| Death Star nipple that fires planet killing milk!!
As long as they don't do the prequels...the though of padme fucking a plank, send shivvers down my spine |
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:59 pm | |
| I really want to make a joke about how most porn actors could out act the plank but it's too obvious |
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Lordtom
Lords of the domain and well hung too
Posts: 2120
Join date: 2009-06-13
Location: Who Knows?
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:30 pm | |
| Yeah best to leave those jokes to simple comedians such as Russel Howard I wonder if there will be a jawa ewok fuckfest? |
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:39 pm | |
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Lordtom
Lords of the domain and well hung too
Posts: 2120
Join date: 2009-06-13
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| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:02 pm | |
| HAHAHAHA Is that Appolo Creed? HAHAHA!!! |
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Mr Tickle
Shops for MILFs
Posts: 2348
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Molesting Little Miss Curious
| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:41 pm | |
| It's Shaft.  |
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Lordtom
Lords of the domain and well hung too
Posts: 2120
Join date: 2009-06-13
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| | Subject: Re: Star Wars XXX Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:03 pm | |
| Looks like Richard went from Roundtree to Roundbush |
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