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PostSubject: Star Wars XXX   Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:47 am

Looks like someone finally beat me to it:



At least it'll be better than the prequels, right?
Ok here goes:

"Don't get cocky"

"Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

"The shaft is ray-shielded, so use your proton torpedoes"

"you came in that thing?"

"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"stay on target...stay on target!!"

"loosen up!"

"Get behind me!"

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:37 pm

Cool, I hope it's better than Spider-man XXX though.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:52 pm

wait does this mean it'll be an incestuous porn? Very Happy

Im so getting this
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:28 pm

I'm hoping for Jabba's dancing girls have a massive orgy myself Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:08 pm

With a Rancor? YOU SICK FREAK!!!

Han Solo getting frozen in Carbonite with a "hard on" then leah ridding it when he comes out would fucking hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:20 pm

With Bib Fortuna, Salacious Crumb & some Gamorean Guards while watches Jabba watches.

Leia gang banged by ewoks Twisted Evil

Sadly I think our perverted imaginations are far superior to what will end up on screen Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:48 am

The sick bastard in me wants to see Ron Jeremy as Chewbacca & getting blown by Leia, a midget Ewok gang bang & R2 using dildos on Threepio.

Yeah. I went there. But sadly you're probably right. They'll more likely play it safe & not get too weird. I've seen the Batman & Justice League ones, and they're definitely more funny than arousing. My wife couldn't stop laughing at them.
Thing is the costumes & ships look extremely similar to the real deal. I wonder if FlannelBeard will wanna sue?

I would think they'd have cock-shaped X-wings, a Death Star w/nipples & Dildo-sabers.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:06 pm

It's a mainstream porn company they'll sadly play it safe.

If you get a chance check out Batfxxx which is based more on the recent films as opposed to the 60's show.

Flannelbeard can try, however because it's classed as a parody they should be legally safe.
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:46 pm

Death Star nipple that fires planet killing milk!!

As long as they don't do the prequels...the though of padme fucking a plank, send shivvers down my spine
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:59 pm

I really want to make a joke about how most porn actors could out act the plank but it's too obvious Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:30 pm

Yeah best to leave those jokes to simple comedians such as Russel Howard Very Happy

I wonder if there will be a jawa ewok fuckfest?
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:02 pm

HAHAHAHA Is that Appolo Creed? HAHAHA!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:41 pm

It's Shaft. afro
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:03 pm

Looks like Richard went from Roundtree to Roundbush Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:03 pm

LMFAO Im watching almighty Thor on Scifi Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:29 pm

Dirty sods!

I want Yarna to tit wank 3 x Gamorrean guards at the same time.

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:14 pm

Is Almighty Thor as shit as it looks Laughing

Can Weequay, Klaatu, Barada & Nikto get in on the Yarna tit wank action?
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:00 pm

It was so shit I had to switch off and i rarely do that. It had Kevin Fucking Nash in it (WCW/WWE)

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:15 pm

I figured as much I barely managed to watch the trailer Laughing

Syfy need to stop with their shitty movies Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:01 pm

Come on now, was Transmorphers really any worse than Bay's movies? Laughing

I also saw the Mega Gator film where Tiffany & Debbie Gibson had a catfight in the water, so yeah that was pretty epic. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:28 pm

OK I'll give you that one Laughing

If it had been Hannah Spearritt in her panties it would've been more epic Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:51 pm

Hannah in her smalls is a clip I constantly replayed when it first appeard Shocked good ol ITV not holding back Very Happy

Transmorphers was god like awesome Razz it was better than Transformers!!
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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:53 pm

It was the only reason to watch primeval & far more entertaining than the last 2 series Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Star Wars XXX   Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:05 pm

you got that right!! Pile of wank show that it is
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