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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:30 am

I dunno IMF ask a doctor Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:38 pm

Those Westboro Baptist nutters aren't gonna be there are they 'cuz they are just gonna ruin our good hell based experience Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:38 pm

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I dunno IMF ask a doctor Laughing

Thanks LT Dead Horse

They might go to a different level. I'm planning on the one where you can watch porn and curse jews all day.

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:53 pm

IMF you could just watch jewish porn and save yourself some time whilst burning for eternity...oh wait?

I plan to go to the place I can piss on the corpses of dead politicians and the sufragettes. Come out the kitchen will ya? Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:03 pm

They make Jewish porn?
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:31 pm

I found some its not doing anything for me though Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:02 pm

Ugh ugh UGGHHHHHHHH!!!! drunken

*ligths fag*

I have no shame
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:59 pm

This is all I found when googling Jewish porn Neutral



Well that & the nsfw website http://www.jewish-porn.com/ Sexy time
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:07 pm

Thanks. I'll take a look at work tomorrow.

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:29 pm

That's terrible, I never look at porn at work anymore... usually Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:06 pm

They shouldn't be offended by the things I look at.


But they should be by the things I imagine them doing to each other Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:28 pm

What your co-workers are doing to each other or the porn stars? Laughing

I got a couple at work that I imagine doing stuff...but that's just baking me a cake Cool
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:51 pm

Unfortunately most of the people I work with aren't attractive enough... but there is an attractive police woman with the cutest arse that I do sexually harass with my mind Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:11 pm

Count your lucky stars we're under a Tory/Dem *shudders at the thought* Gov cos with Labour you would have been arrested by the thought police!!
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:54 pm

We've only got the one woman at work. A 20 year old Essex girl with big knockers, the only time we notice her is when she bends over Laughing I say we, but I mean the others at work. I only like women who can stimulate me on an intellectual level.

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:49 pm

Me too IMF, nothing like a bit of inter...oh you interlect? oh never mind Razz

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:36 am

Lordtom wrote:
Count your lucky stars we're under a Tory/Dem *shudders at the thought* Gov cos with Labour you would have been arrested by the thought police!!

Unfortunately the Lib/Con Gov did pass a Hateman "equality" law so it's like the thought police:

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4th October 2010

Ministers have announced that the vast bulk of Labour's controversial Equality Act would be implemented immediately, despite concerns about its impact on business and office life.

The legislation, championed by Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, introduces a bewildering range of rights which allow staff to sue for almost any perceived offence they receive in the workplace.

The act creates the controversial legal concept of third party harassment, under which workers will be able to sue over jokes and banter they find offensive – even if the comments are aimed at someone else and they weren't there at the time the comments were made.

They can sue if they feel the comments violate their dignity or create an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment. They could even have a case against their employer if a customer or contractor says something they find offensive.

Business leaders warned that the equality laws could derail Britain's economic recovery, with fears that employers will face frequent trivial discrimination claims.

Tory MP Philip Davies said the decision to press ahead with Labour's Equality Act showed the politically correct consensus is still alive and well in Government. This is Harriet Harman's politically correct legacy, full of stuff that is completely barmy to most people. It will be the end of the office joke. It is a charter for lawyers and people who want to make vexatious complaints that will tie employers up in knots.

Home Secretary Theresa May, who is also minister for women and equality, has defended the decision to press ahead with the laws, saying: In these challenging economic times it's more important than ever for employers to make the most of all the talent available. When a company reflects the society it serves, it's better for the employer, the employees and the customers

I'd like to add that Theresa May is a complete Handjob
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:20 pm

They still went ahead witht hat law? Fucking morons!!

Political Correctness = an excuse to take away people's rights. This country really wastes it time on irrelevant stuff!
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:53 pm

It's about emasculating the male workforce, because it will be over sensitive women making the majority of the complaints. That is assuming it doesn't prove to be unworkable.

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:01 pm

So if we all worked together and I called LT a fat twat. Fox could sue the employer because he felt offended by it?
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:07 pm

Even if I wasn't present when it was said Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:31 pm

Laughing Rave

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he's not here is he? Cheerleader
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:42 pm

Oi! First you insult me then you use my smilies. Anyway its Ignorant MotherFucker

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:53 pm

I thought it was I Masturbate Frequently Jizzlob
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:03 pm

I Masturbate Fox?
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