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PostSubject: My wife is leaving me   Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:22 pm

Well that's what she said if she ever meets Rafael Nadal:



I think she means it. So naturally I got worried, cause she's got tix for US Open this year.



Then she showed me this pic:



Now I feel much better.
I said "sweetie, no straight dude poses like that. It's like he's lying in wait for the cock Razz
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:00 pm

I felt sorry for you for about 10 seconds there Laughing

Fox has a pic of himself doing that on his myspace page.





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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:05 am

My heart jumped into my mouth there for a sec Gol ya jerk Laughing

Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair Very Happy

And yeah Nadal is so gay just ask Federer Razz
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:19 pm

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I felt sorry for you for about 10 seconds there Laughing

Fox has a pic of himself doing that on his myspace page.

But you said it made me look manly scratch

Gol, not cool we thought you were serious then Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:24 pm

erm people who pose like Nadal aren't allowed to have an opinion!!

*cough*freak*cough*
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:08 pm

Erm not sure how that happened Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:01 pm

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Erm not sure how that happened Laughing

It was probably due to Tom's special cake Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:51 am

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Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair Very Happy

Nowadays it's hard to pick someone not pregnant...kinda takes the fun out of it.


Right now...have to say it's a toss up (off?) between the two Olivias: Munn & Wilde.
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:54 am

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Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair Very Happy

Nowadays it's hard to pick someone not pregnant...kinda takes the fun out of it.


Right now...have to say it's a toss up (off?) between the two Olivias: Munn & Wilde.

Oh yesh, they'd be in my list too!! Love em both to the point that I would explode if i saw them in person Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:12 pm

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Well have you given her your celeb that you'll dump her for? Fair is fair Very Happy

Nowadays it's hard to pick someone not pregnant...kinda takes the fun out of it.


Right now...have to say it's a toss up (off?) between the two Olivias: Munn & Wilde.

You can have Olivia Wilde but the Munn is mine Razz
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:30 pm

Fuck off Fox...go on, fuck right off Dead Horse
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:18 am

Normally I don't find tennis girls, or athletes in general, all that attractive, but Maria Sharapova is probably close enough:




Oh dear...

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:36 am

Must not make a banana fellatio related comment when a happy banana can do it for me Very Happy



I rewatched Vampires in Venice last night & I now want the blonde vampire chick played by Gabriella Wilde.





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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:54 pm

Oh my Fox she's a bit of alright!!! Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:27 pm

Isn't she just, she was in St. Trinians as well apparently.

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:52 pm

Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:57 pm

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Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls Very Happy


Ah well there's always the young harlots porn series for that Wink
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:58 pm

Have you tried watching the gypsy weddings programme?
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:45 am

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Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls Very Happy


so it's not worth looking up on the torrents?
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:42 am

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Have you tried watching the gypsy weddings programme?

I can't bring myself to watch it.
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:18 pm

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Ah St Trinians, such a wasted oppurtunity to grossly sexualise under age girls Very Happy


so it's not worth looking up on the torrents?

If you fancy an evening of gouging yer eyes out then go for it otherwise it's not worth it
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:26 am

You guys are all going to hell in a hand basket.
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:26 pm

Wanna join us? Cool
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:25 pm

More like save you a seat.
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PostSubject: Re: My wife is leaving me   Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:39 pm

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