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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:08 pm

Oh you can so bag this one mate. All you got to is vent your interest in another woman and watch her (hopefully) boil with jealousy. If that dont work then just rohypnol the silly moo!!

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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:01 am

That & they know not to drink or eat anything you give them Laughing

TBH I just need a little time & possibly some alcohol to bag her, it's the mixed messages that are annoying.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:12 pm

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Oh you can so bag this one mate. All you got to is vent your interest in another woman and watch her (hopefully) boil with jealousy. If that dont work then just rohypnol the silly moo!!

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I has lots of female friends, they see me as safe cos im ugly as sin probably LOL

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Maybe they're using you to make their other half jealous Laughing

Women used to give me a hard time until I sussed them out. I was fucking useless with them up until I was about 26. If she being off with you Fox then let her be off don't chase her or call her and when she's on to you then respond in a mr cool kind of way and go with the flow. As long you don't pressure her or put her on the spot you'll be fine. If she decides shes not interested then fuck her there's hundreds of birds out that don't play games.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:36 pm

That's what I'm doing.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:25 pm

Sorry I got carried away. I'll shut up now
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:18 pm

I should think so Laughing

Have you been spying on your neighbours again? cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:54 pm

mmmm mmmmm mmmm mm mmm
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:21 pm

The light is on but I can't see anything. They're possibly taking a dump.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:10 pm

Or they're trying to find out if their neighbours are spying on them, quickly turn off your lights so they can't see you Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:35 pm

Good idea I didn't think to turn the lights out Laughing

I can't film them unfortunately. Apparently its against the law and you can end up in the nonce book
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:49 pm

Curses! my cunning plan to get you registered as a sex offender has been foiled! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:20 pm

Sorry I'm afraid you'll have to carry on signing on your own for now. I'm sure LT will be joining you at some point.

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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:51 pm

Tom was on the register years ago Laughing

I haven't spoken to her since last Thursday, I got a smile & a wave on Wednesday nothing more. confused
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:12 pm

Hug?
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:59 pm

It's strange that she didn't pop in to see me, but she'll speak to me when she want's to.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:07 pm

Yeah that's an odd one. I don't understand the psychology behind that way of thinking but that's women for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:47 pm

It could be an attempt at flirtation designed to increase desire, which would suggest she wants something to happen... or not. I've been reading up on flirtation techniques in case you're wondering Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:57 pm

Interesting. Keep reading and let me know what you find Laughing I've worked with women in the past who have used flirting to get what they want out of me. It used to drive me mad cos I'd think they liked me but in actual fact they just wanted someone to do their photocopying for them.
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:15 pm

That's sexual harrassment you should sue them Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:36 pm

Its okay I like being used.

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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:45 pm

That's not the point, it's not acceptable behaviour... unless by "doing their photocopying" you mean shagging them on the photocopier Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:32 pm

That's what I was hoping would happen Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:23 pm

It should be the law that if a person flirts with someone at work just to get them to do your work for you then the person who flirts should have to perform an act of oral pleasure upon the recipient of said flirtation Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Studies say hardcore porn is good for us   Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:29 pm

fox i agree 100% you sir are the hope and voice we need to push this legislation forward!!

Now go to the WI and put forth your claim!!


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bloody women ey fox?

If she carries on then just falcon punch her in the cunt!!

if you think thats bad i had the fucking Gaydar on full power on friday. went to shoreditch and got too much male attention....obviously not in the way IMF hopes but my mate claire Laughed cos she got nowhere. Sexy slag Mad Razz

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